I have recently being getting close to being done with my site... and what I need to get me started is to show off some work that I have done... but I can't do that if I don't have any work to show off So this is where this is coming from...

The way this would work is first come first serve:

First person to post here asking for any of my services listed below will get it done for free
Second person to post here asking for any of my services listed below will get it done for $5
Third person to post here asking for any of my services listed below will get it done for $10
Fourth person to post here asking for any of my services listed below will get it done for $15
Fifth person to post here asking for any of my services listed below will get it done for $20

That's it... first five posters will get what they ask for at the price associated with their position in waiting and the list above... the so called services are:

1. Image to HTML
   
   • You have an image of a design you want to convert to code? I can code it for you
2. Music / Audio
   
   • I have a program (MAGIX Music Maker 12 Deluxe) that does that (costs about $60) so I could show you some of my musical creativity
3. Refactoring Code*
   
   • Have some old piece of code? I can recode it, change a few pieces and make it look better and possibly faster.
4. Web Design**
   
   • What? You need a web design? Well, I am right for you. I create XHTML Strict compliant designs that are compliant with all current*** browsers
5. Web Programming****
   
   • Need a certain function created for something? Maybe even a class? I can do that for you

* Unfortunately, I don't want to refactor a whole entire system for the price I'm asking... I'm limiting this to 5 functions and/or 3 classes... sorry (although these guidelines shouldn't be too difficult to follow).

** For web design, I mean a regular site... not a system like phpBB or anything else...

*** By current, I mean all the popular browsers in use (IE start from IE7 not IE6)... that doesn't mean that the design will not show correctly in IE6 or below... I'm saying that I don't check for those, but they still could show correctly.

**** For web programming, since the prices or dirt cheap, I decided to lower the definition for web development to 3-5 functions and 1-2 classes... 3 functions if they are big, 5 functions if they are decent sized... same correlation to classes.

As I mentioned, the prices are dirt cheap and it's on first-come first-serve basis so hurry up

Also, I have a site on ismywebsite that is meant to be a portfolio for my skinning phpBB forums... so using this service you could get your own personal skin/design/template for your phpBB forum (take note... that's phpBB, not any other system... I only know phpBB).

For this service it's also first-come first-serve basis... it's just a little different in pricing as it doesn't start for free as it's a lot of work and I don't want to give it out that cheap (It's like programming a system... it's just that this time, I'm designing a system ) so here goes the pricing thing.

First person to post here asking for me to skin their phpBB forum will get it done for $20.
Second person to post here asking for me to skin their phpBB forum will get it done for $30.
Third person to post here asking for me to skin their phpBB forum will get it done for $40.
Fourth person to post here asking for me to skin their phpBB forum will get it done for $50.
Fifth person to post here asking for me to skin their phpBB forum will get it done for $60.

Even though they are bigger then the services I provide on the other thing, it is worth for the amount of work and testing and pain***** I have to go through to get it right

***** Pain as in failing at the first to sixth time... I sometimes feel a lot of pride in something I took a lot of pain to get it right... something like screaming, biting my lips, gritting my teeth and shedding a tear

Just say the service you want in the post... it's one service per person... trying to be fair and give everybody a change here

If you didn't get that from above, the list of services you can get is:

1. Image to HTML
2. Music / Audio
3. Re-factoring Code
4. Web Design
5. Web Programming
6. Skinning a phpBB Forum

NOTE: These prices are this low only because I need something to show for my work... they will not last beyond this offer time. Take advantage if you can

Hey Bogey!

I would like to ask for your services in designing a website for me. It's a fairly simple static website with a login/pw function that uses sessions to keep track of mail/private messages what-not.

Whaddya say?